/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hey Pussies,

My name is Cody, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day cooking stupid ass food. You are everything bad in the culinary world. Honestly, have any of you ever grilled any burgers? I mean, I guess it’s fun making vegetables and ramen, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerky from a bag.
Don’t be a pussy. Just hit me with your best burgers. I’m pretty much perfect. I was head cook at my local grill and and a bar tender at a club. What food do you cook, other than “gourmet ramen egg drop soup”? I also get grade A meats, and have a blazing hot grill (I burn Kingsford charcoal; Shit burns SO hot). You are all pussies who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my grill