/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13502849
eh it probably would work like a shittier version of pineapple upside down cake go for it
>>13503904
:^)

>enters restaurant for lunch, orders half the menu
What the fuck a grilled salad?
Looks like we're in for a treat
>Gets another dish, mushes it around with his fingers and pours it out on the table
Looks like a fucking dogs dinner
>Gets meat dish, pokes it with his fingers
It's stone cold, sorry can't eat that ma'am, thanks
>walks into filthy kitchen
oh dear dear dear
>Rubs his fingers in years of grime and filth under the counters and tastes it
Oh fuck me
>Walks over to the fryer, takes a gulp of the oil
Bloody ell when the fuck did you last change the oil?
>Walks into the freezer
It's like a bloody sauna in here you fucking imbecle
>Grabs some rotten ancient food and forces the chef to smell it
Is this what you served me at lunch? You'll fucking kill someone my man
>Grabs a handful and squeezes between his fingers and takes a bit
You're fucking mad you know that?
>Throws the contents of the container on the floor
You've gotta shut it down now go out an apologize to the customers
>Revealed the owners are tens of millions in debt
Oh for fucks sake