/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10346745
This subreddit has become /webm/. Sad.

>>6208921
Here you go

>>5683500
>go to sushi ayce with two friends
>they make you order in rounds
>must finish before ordering next round or else they charge you
>one guy orders a shitoad of random stuff because no real descriptions
>at least two of the plates are huge disgusting soggy tempura, cream cheese, overcooked fishlike-meat thing rolls covered in avocado
>wtf
>cant even eat it
>we want another round of food though
>force him to get rid of the evidence
>guy hides one roll in his soy sauce plate
>hides one under the ginger
>puts napkin up to face
>pretends to eat rolls by putting them up to his face
>shoves it into the napkin instead
>put it on side of table, repeat
>owner watches him carrying pile of individually wrapped napkin sushi into the restroom
>call server over for next round
>she sees black liquefied sushi in soy sauce dish and a piece clearly under the ginger
>they know

That's what you get for putting cream cheese in sushi.