/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6978747

>summer
>be 15
>Take bacon
>Create a noxious cayenne pepper/ chilli pepper/ garlic powder mix
>Liberally use the mix with the bacon
>Cook bacon at the highest possible heat on the stove top.
>Kitchen smokes up like there's a fire
>Bacon is cancer black
>Parents dubbed it Smokey Flamethrower bacon with a side of Malignant tumors in ten to fifteen years
>Paid me 100 bucks to take an advanced cooking class in high school

Weed and snack food money AND got me interested in actual cooking, so not too shabby.

>>6926750

Actually, one of the biggest complaint amongst German POW's in America in World War 2 was the fact that they had to eat white bread. It was too sweet and they considered it not much different from eating cake. They wanted whole grain and rye breads instead.

People who prefer white bread are literally Roosevelt.