/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16156660
>>16156637
9 calories = 1g fat

at 3000 calories a day lets assume 800 are surplus, that's ~89 g fat per day. 32.4kg fat/year are 71.37 lbs per year. so on 3000 calories/day it takes a 65kg teenager only one year and 9 months to grow to a healthy size of 270lbs

>>12527315
how you never had a cannoli? get this guy a cannoli get outta here

>>10298079
To make texas chili always used

cream
sriracha
pizza sauce
chicken strips
bacon
corn

Then like potatos,sugar,sage,italian sausage

I hear that after closing most fast food employees hang out afterwards!
That sounds like a fun time

>>7635525

>2016
>tipping at Burger King

MFW

>>7478037

You white asshole. That's not even remotely true.

Papa Johns
Pizza Hut
La Rosas

Little Caesars
Dominoes

Who fat fuck here? And gave up dieting?

>>7101357
hey

>sunday
>clean out freezer
>find 4lb leftover smoked brisket
>decide to make a big pot of chili
>add lots of habaneros
>shitload of beans too because why not
>spend the whole day eating bowl after bowl of chili
>haven't even taken a shit in the morning
>couple beers in the evening
>watching netflix
>chomping down that chili
>mfw I've eaten most of it by myself
>not even enough left for a decent lunch
>eat the rest too

>monday
>still can't shit for some reason
>breakfast at wendys
>coffee and a couple smokes
>work as first aid instructor
>have to give a class at 9am
>feel bloated as fuck because all dat chili
>maybe I shouldn't have eaten these 2 sausage egg burritos
>nothing I can do about it tho
>arrive at site
>some factory making car parts
>have to teach them basic first aid
>set up first aid mannequin
>employees i'm supposed to teach arrive
>feel like shit but a man gotta do what he has to do
>bend over mannequin to demonstrate mouth to mouth resuscitation
>suddenly feel all dat chili
>all these beans
>crack a monstrous fart
>whole room silent
>all staring at me
>smell is nauseating
>feel my bowels move again
>can't even get up
>let out another big one
>mfw when it's not a fart
>tfw you shit yourself in public
>liquid shit spilling out of my pants
>keep farting

>>7067840
fattu napiridu

>>7049169
It's ouah watah