/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I have a friend who has recently started dating a Japanese girl. I've tried to talk him out of it but he won't listen.
Anyway I'm going out to a nip restaurant with them this weekend and we're meeting up with some of her Jap friends.
How can I offend them as much as possible without resorting to outright racism?
I really need to rescue my buddy from these people.

>>8157464
>be me
>go to local Asian store
>Jap behind the counter eyes me with contempt
>buy some Kewpie
>as I leave hear the nip laughing and distinctly hear the word weeaboo used.
>Throw away the nip mayo, post my experience on /pol/.
>Next day the shop has been burned down.
>Vow to forever buy American.
Thanks, /pol/.

Really makes you Chink.

>>7856739
>生きる食べ物はうまい。
>Food is good to live.
I can use Google translate as well, weeaboo..

>>7690115
>The sound of a thousand weebs desperately googling komatsuna.
Rest assured we'll be hearing more of this nip spinach now.

>>7252862

>>6358525
I hear your a racist now Father?