/ck/ - Food & Cooking

it's sad that women are so amazed by being asked out on an ACTUAL date now rather than just "netflix and chill", that olive garden should be just fine. hell, she's prob ready to fuck you already just based on being treated like a lady. (i mean, unless you ugly af)

You weird americans…

My breakfast:
>coffee
>bread with butter and jam or honey or something like nutella
>must be real bread, not a sliced spone

I fuck this mom who used to be married to (semi) known chef who won on chopped a few times, she sucked the d and balls and let me cum all over her and it made me thing, damn what wouldn't she eat?

1. Lobster
2. Crab
3. Oyster
4. Shrimp
5. Fish
6. Mussels
7. Scallops
8. Calamari
9. Clams
...
1238972349802. Feces
1238972349803. Canned Tuna

*not listed Shark/turtle, but I'm sure they are delicious.