/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15995826

>>15886697
>>15886752
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>>15886780
>>15886969
>A topping isn't a flavor.

>>15844434
>vaccines are bad

>>14290510
>Caloric quality between meat and vegetables is the same

>>13640124
>Chili con carne
This is like saying 'salad with lettuce'. Chili always has meat in it so there's no point in saying 'con carne' you absolute brainlet.

>>13606081
>dude J U S T crack an egg in the water it's literally that easy

>>13592211
>eating ice cream because of the weather instead of eating it for the flavor

>>13388003
>vegetable oil is okay
>whipped vegetable oil is poison

>>13361736
>when someone makes a post, they want to be praised for the content of the post

>sugar makes you fat

>>12982829
>squirrels, rabbits
>bipeds

>>12952794
>20 years old
>looking for recipes to ruin his liver

>>12754587
>all germs are the same

>>12695558
>any canned tomato is going to be superior in quality than any fresh tomato

>>12633618
>everybody likes the same things as me!!!

>>12511626
>Canned beer goes bad

>>12491503
>Ethanol isn't grain alcohol
>>12491536
Im here. Yeah no prob. All i charge is your streched boipuss

>>12482462
>>adding salt makes ice colder

>>12317315

>Points out obvious business advantage
>Muh whiteknighting

>>12251879
>Full fat water

>hate most vegetables
>love some fruit but indifferent to alot
>can't stand the taste of bitterness on my tongue
Who here /palettelet/?

>>11878267
>Standing in line staring at candy isn't working
Yeah I'm a structural engineer, what do you do for work? Oh I stand in line staring at candy at Tesco's

Have any restaurants been ruined for you, /ck/?
>want to talk to this cute girl
>friend has number
>decide I'd text her
>wanted to begin convo with something quirky so I'd come off as cool or something
>thinking really hard about what to say
>the last two brain cells I have did a fist bump, and I came up with the novel idea of impersonating a chilli's bot
>"Dig into this new deal at Chilli's today! When you bring in a party of 6, enjoy unlimited bacon ranch chicken quesadillas on us, if you're interested text yes for more, or no, to stop receiving messages"
>She texts no
>time to initiate phase 2
>become sentient and say "Why, you don't like quesadillas? Everyone likes quesadillas! Come in today and don't miss out on this great deal!"
>Obviously creeped out, she says "I don't know who this is, but please stop texting me"
>fug
>big fug
>decide the best course of action is to continue with the character because I don't know what to say
>"It's chilli's silly! Here with a great quesadilla meal you don't want to miss!"
>blocked
>how can I be so fucking retarded? Even if I had introduced myself then I would have come off as a creep anyway, and now I can't even text her
>told my friend about it
>TOLD him not to tell her
>of course the faggot doesn't listen
>now she knows that I'm the chilli's bot
>mfw all my chances with her are ruined
>mfw she'll probably tell her friends about it too
>mfw I'm not going to be called chilli bot from every girl I talk to
>mfw I'm the chilli bot
>mfw I can never enjoy chili's or their delicious bacon ranch chicken quesadillas without wanting to kms

>>11396033
>eggs and cheese
>vegan
There are other animal-based foods besides pepperoni and chicken tenders, fucking brainlet