/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9314249
Jesus fucking christ that made me cringe so bad
>elbow deep
What is it, skin grafting or amputation?
god dammit

Here's mine

>Slow day, head chef made us clean up the kitchen
>Almost everything's done, only fridge inventory and de-greasing the cooker hood left
>Disarm the hood to clean up the panels from the hood
>Tiny female chef was handing them down to others so they could clean them
>Grabs first panel on a sharp end, cuts her anular and index fingers, drops it instinctively
>Panel falls corner-first in another chef's eyebrow, knocking him out unconscious and opening up a half an inch gash
>Blood instantly pours everywhere, I didn't know the human body had that much pressure, looked like a broken steam pipe
>Tiny chef gasps and passes out, falls on her back, drags several plates and pans down with her
>Now the whole kitchen floor, most of our pans and around 10 broken plates are covered in blood
>E.R. gets there in about 10, I must've used at least 2 paper rolls but i managed to stop the blood flow briefly
>Girl gets 4 stitches on each finger
>Other chef gets 12 and a nasty keloid scar, almost a fourth of his eyebrow's missing
>They get married 3 years later

Blood gets really sticky when it dries up, it's almost like when you pour a sugary drink on your skin, quite unconfortable, almost a week after I kept smelling it, too.

Pic related, sort of what the cut looked like