/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15175647
What the fuck is it with people and preferring "aL dEnTe"? The fucking name literally means undercooked. UNDERcooked. Not perfectly cooked. And it's only something you can do with boxed pasta. It strikes me as one of the lowest class preferences you could ever have yet it's supposedly fancy. How is this not the biggest meme in cooking? Or do you all just really like pasta sticking to your teeth that much and completely ruining a dish?

How the fuck do people get to have a tasty breakfast? Every mildly delicious thing I see, full english, croque madame, a fucking egg sandwich, they all take twenty minutes and five pieces of cookware to prepare. I hate breakfast because there's no feasible way to be a normal person and do anything more than oats or a simple sandwich consistently, I'm so angry about this.

What is the simplest delicious breakfast you make?

Im so fucking sick of fast food, how do I learn to cook? What do I make and what to buy first? Someone just please free me from this fast food hell.