/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16087749
lol go cook some noodles faggot

>>15625952
I tried

https://voca.ro/19wljZ8fiCjO

>>15625633

>>14179335
>mom found out ive been making Hákarl in my bedroom
came home to find the door broken and all my rotten sharkmeat gone

Mommy found the bucket of deenz under my bed. Where do you guys hide them?

>>13971538
>clams casino
Lost all my money

>>13192478
>tfw onion rings but nobody answers

i feel really bad for you if this is eaten unironically

>be me 5 years ago
>decide it would be nice to take my girlfriend out for dinner
>surprise her and bring her to an all you can eat BBQ ribs evening in a steak house here
>she really likes ribs and so do I
>actually it was an excuse to eat like an animal without looking like a dumpster so it’s ok
>we start eating
>after a bunch of rounds I’m full
>”hahaha anon only 4 dishes? I didn’t have lunch today look at this”
>she ended up eating like twice as I did
>drank two big beers to and a shot of amaro
>fast forward back home
>horny and drunk (she) we start the in and out session
>”oh anon please stick your fat cock in my anus please”
>why_the_fuck_not.exe
>proceed
>as I thrust with the force of a thousand suns I can hear a familiar rumble
>OH SHIT
>literally
>a hot stream of diarrhoea is pumped inside my fucking penis
>pull my dick outside while screaming as liquid shit drips through my urethra
>the bitch is audibly laughing
>I panic and cry
>the next morning it hurts to pee

And that’s how I had to take antibiotics for 2 weeks while a nurse washed my bladder and urethra.

I miss going to diners late at night with my bros, bros.

>>12935042

im canadian but i remember my scottish nan making me chip butties as a kid. chips, soft buttered brown bread

was really good desu

and i got a wack in the back of the head if i called them fries

>>12313869
I want to see her cabbage pusy

>>12249546
>tfw no fronthole to lick

>>11671796
what makes you think I'm a neet? I am working full time job, and taking care of my 91 year old maw maw don't fucking judge me you nigger
also I like abu, sue me bitch