/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15969877
Big Time Soy

>>12522600
Did you get run out of /v/ or some other board?

>Looking desperately for a new apartment
>Former roommate was a quite decent and cool black guy that slowly fell for the SJW/tumblr black pride memes
>Dude went from a Motörhead-listening Urkel to full WE WUZ KANGZ in the span of a semester
>If I tried to leave because of his attitude, I'd probably be branded as a racist and fuck up my whole life from that point forwards, so I managed to leave by citing financial reasons (not entirely false)
>Find a house to share with 5 other people, closer to the campus
>It's old as hell but large and serviceable, inhabited by 4 gamer neckbeards and a covert hipster
>Neckbeards are actually ok; they live off cheap beer and Great Value soda, pizza, cracker nuts, and Little Debbie swiss rolls, but they actually throw their shit on the garbage at the end of the day, and barely make a noise apart from the ever-present crunch of the cracker nuts and the occasional rage-fueled curse
>Hipster, however, seems to make an effort to be a cunt
>Plays music loudly all day long despite our complaints and warnings from Neckbeard Alpha (the actual owner of the house)
>Only washes his dishes and pans once a week, but talks shit about people who leave a dirty plate soaking in the sink
>Actually tries to cook Tasty recipes, somehow achieving little to no success on what's basically meme cookery for dummies
>Touched by Tasty's greatness , he decided to create a new recipe, and made an avocado/cilantro/bacon dip monstrosity that not even the neckbeards, who live off grease and various forms of sodium, would touch after the 1st taste
>Calls himself a foodie, literally can't taste the difference between garlic/onion, quail/chicken, or gouda/parmesan, among others
>Literally looks like a short, pudgy pic related

Everyone is literally waiting for the moment his lease runs out to kick him to the curb. Alpha hasn't done it because he refuses to pay the fine for breaking the contract.

>>8765294

>>8752444
pic
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related

>>7838754
Pic related is literally you, faggot

>>7617035
>>7617039
>>7617043

>>7596169

>>7539492
Super underrated post

>>7517071

>>7510170
Just change SJW to Spag-Bol and this pic is literally you

>>7501375

>>7485718