/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15210660
I thought I could love a woman once who cooked meals for me. Turns out it was just two pedophile dwarves in an overcoat trying to take pictures of me naked because I have a medical condition that makes me petite and completely hairless like one of those cats. Now I spend my evenings alone in a cave, around the fire, wearing a welcome mat as a loincloth. Women are liars. Liars and dwarves.

>>15039605
I performed cunnilingus on my little sister when she was on the toilet in 2009. Watching eagerly as a thick brown coil escaped her asshole. I was smoking marijuana heavily at the time, it was a semi religious experience having her flood my mouth with warm urine. Piss poo farts cum snake in a sock, suck my cock.

>>14907929
I made love to my own sister on a bed of stinging nettles and cicada wings. Non stop marijuana.

>>14839270
A jar of fermented children's urine, native drink of Zombola. Tubers, roots, seeds, nuts.

Fine sand block ground beehive comb biscuits.