/ck/ - Food & Cooking

One is too much, one thousand not enough

Ok so I just wanted to get your opinion on if this is odd or not

>Hungry
>Go upstairs and get a half eaten pack of sliced ham
>go downstairs but realise it is cold
>decide instead of letting it heat up naturally I will put slices on my portable radiator
>snack on radiator ham whilst playing games
>realise warm ham like this is actually really nice
>this becomes a habit
>make sure to clean it so it is hygenic
>go out for snacks
>come back and the radiator is gone
>parents call me upstairs
>they have the ham radiator covered in ham sitting in the front room
>they ask me to explain myself
>mom is furious
>dad wont even look at me
>explain how I like warmed ham and it is hygenic and I am sorry for forgetting to take it off when I went out.
I'm not in the wrong here right guys?

>>11900422
>Im going to draw more attention to this non-issue because I want to create controversy which means more views

What brand of meat do you buy?

For me, it's Meat Clown