/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17883441
>A burger can be made from chicken, beef, pork, fish, mushroom, black bean, or even shrimp, as long as it’s ground up and formed into a patty.
no only beef

>be me
>15
>ramen shop opens across the street from eye-doctor
>spending day with dad
>he has an eye appointment
>while he's there, he gives me money to go across the street for lunch
>Have an excellent bento box and order a bowl of "[city] ramen"
>It is enormous
>It is also delicious
>Enjoying myself immensely
>Elderly Japanese man walks out from the back slowly
>Begins speaking to me in broken English, I can't make heads or tails of it
>Younger fellow (presumably son or grandson) steps out from the back to try and translate for him
>"The ramen was made incorrectly."
>I couldn't tell, shrug
>"It's supposed to have cheese on it."
>Eh?
>Old man holds out grater and a block of yellow cheese
>"Mae ay purease finish de desh."
>I'm afraid he's gonna collapse if I say 'no, thank you'
>Let the old man have his way, it's not hurting anyone, and besides, he's trying to be very polite
>He covers the top of it
>Bows with a huge smile and shuffles to the back where he emerged
>The entire thing tastes of bad cheese now
>Easily the worst thing I've ever gotten at a restaurant
>mfw
>Never return there again

>>16668116
>Like who gives a fuck if I eat a few fries from someone's order.
i can just imagine your greasy grubby disgusting hands and face as you shovel a small handful of fries into your gullet. its so pathetic, why even steal that type of this. pure gluttony and no respect for others or yourself.