/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9845209
>start boiling water
>the police ask if I have a kettle license and need to take the temperature of the water to make sure it can't be used as an offensive weapon

>>9138999
>You had several posts in which to summarise why you're unhappy with your life


Thats an old copy paste from a few months ago

These days I'm a broken man who is trying to find the will to live again...

>>9136901
>buy some locally roasted coffee

Sorry, I don't understand what this is though

There are local roasters and they sell the beans ground up?

I'm about to google that, but hippo is skeptical..

>>9136795
>Be me
>Dad is a former vet
>Spent time overseas 2 tours and transferred to reserves after active
>Live in the US
>Go to resturants with my dad
>He makes fun of the servers
>He makes fun of their language and their accent in front of everyone
>Family sitting around the table
>Nobody talking
>He is loud, he laughs out loud all the time
>He is abusive sometimes = will explain in a minute
>Asian all you can eat buffet
>We go out with whole family
>2-3 tables
>We spend hundreds of dollars
>He is attempting to speak Chinese/English
>He is butchering the language and making fun of Asians in front of everyone
>My uncle getting in on it
>Talking out loud, about odd Chinese names
>Making jokes in a restaurant about peoples culture
>He acts like a badass, he is a dick to most people and he is extremly loud even today
>My neighbors shared some stories of growing up around us
>:) dad thinks its perfectly okay to go outside and scream at his kid to get back in the house
>LOL
>I love my dad, but he is crazy
>I'll miss the guy when he is gone
>I had to tell him one day about his behavior in public
>Told him he is a dick and very rude all the time
>He had a troubled look on his face
>Tried to argue with me that he is actually a nice guy
>Busted out laughing in his face and told him he is the biggest dick everywhere we go
>At least he always TIPS
...

Sorry if this post offends you, I love the old man but yea he has been through some shit in his life

Did I mention he hates gays and think everyone in public is a fag

I have brined chicken, brussel sprouts, frozen green bean and carrot "Prince edward mix" veggies, and leftover penne pasta.

What would you do to turn this into a tasty dinner?

Im thinking an olive oil and garlic based sauce with chicken, tossed with the veggies.

How can I make this tasty? Will my gf leave me for chad if I cook this thing?