/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>drink high quality liquor and party every day for months
>end up on stage in a go-go bar in bangkok, naked, having sex with some chick, on stage, no condom
>facepalm.jpg in the morning
>start drinking this cheap Thai whiskey, one or two bottles every day
>disappear into north east Thailand with a bunch of people, middle of nowhere
>get crazy prediction from a monk in a hilltop temple that i'm going to die between 2 and 12 years
>must be the HIV
>drink more of this stuff every day
>run into Cambodia, just because, crazy and drunk
>drink 1-2 every day every day
>more crazy shit happens
>three month wait to take that test
>living with crazy Cambodian girl, she freaks out tricks me into marrying her, i was drunk
>later, after more shit, run away and back to Thailand
>more of that shit every day
>take that test
>HIV:Negative. feels good man
>still crazy from that shit every day
>can't sleep without it for months
>start screaming at ceiling fans and the corners of rooms
>try to stop drinking and feels like demons are clawing at my skin
>two years pass, finally able to sleep.