/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20030042
I like country songs like this one about how rednecks don't need the menu when they go to the Olive Garden. they instinctively know they want to take the tour. Three olive garden classics all on one plate! Chicken Parmigiana, Lasagna Classico and their "signature" Fettuccine Alfredo.

"And then mama said, 'let's go to the garden and take the tour' and step daddy said 'no you will cook for me you alcoholic bitch' and mamma shot step daddy with a .38 special and we all went to the garden and told the waitress we'll all be taking the the tour, and, oh, we all took the tour, and, my lord, it was so, delicious...oh my lord, it was so delicious"