/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hunter here, sounds like a great way to violate the migratory birds act and get a heft fuckin fine or even jail time. But go for it OP. I’m
Sure everything will be fine

>lager
>american beer

>buy garlic
>looks like 6 nice big bulbs
>peel and get ready to mince
>it’s actually like 50 dime sized bulbs
It’s all so tiring

>hearty shank stew
>no heart

>>18598420
it comes from >>18593280

>>18268231
Imagine being a grown ass adult man and you don't even have $30

>>18263084
>numale can only eat brioche buns and overpriced trader Joe's ham and cheese

>>18220643
Imagine being a grown ass adult man and you're complaining about 9 fucking dollars. Get your shit together

>>18196189
>>18196134
Imagine being so insecure you can't eat anything or fish because you're afraid reddit is going to bully you for it

>>18188153
Imagine being so Insecure you can't even drink something because you're afraid reddit is going to bully you for it

>>18176194
>American education

>>18173664

>>18165892
>WORDS BAD
>EMOJIS AND REDDIT MSPAINT MEMES GOOOOD

>>18157740
>Has never seen a peach stone before
>Knows exactly what a prolapsed anus looks like
This is how civilisation dies, isn't it?

>>18157343
I don't give a shit what a bunch of bureaucratfags decide is and isn't legally protected. Do you think that if all legal protections for Champagne just disappeared tomorrow, that would suddenly make some cheap knock off produced by a hillbilly in California equal to Dom Pérignon? That's how you Mutts work though isn't it? No understanding of terroir, tradition, history, or the long shadow of culture that goes into making a food unique. Just a blind willingness to think you can vaguely copy some process, pump a bunch of goyslop in for good measure, and insist it's the same thing because that's what the lawyers say. You are the worst kind of globohomo, and I hate you for making the world a worse place.

>>18147069
>seedless

>>18110416
>Goyslop
Nice reddit meme

>>18090688
Maybe you should have your boyfriend do it for you

>>18090354

>>17582663
>Biblically accurate
>Biblical
>Accurate

>>17334246
>United Kingdom
>Carling

>Belgium
>Jupiler

>Spain
>Cruzcampo

Terrible choices. If I were you I would pick Old Speckled Hen, Stella Artois and Estella respectively.

>gubment housing
>be polite to people
>mind my own business
>learning to cook for myself
>gorged fourman grill
>grilling a nice marinated chicken breast
>smoke detector goes off again
>every other smoke detector in the building - all 23 of them - go off in unison
>because gubment mandate
>fire crew arrives
>everyone's outside in the communal driveway
>because gubment mandate tells us all to go outside
>or gubment vewy angwy
>standing there nervously
>no one knows it's me
>but they all know
>second warning now
>third time and I'm out on the street
>because gubment

> he doesn’t order the big breakfast

>mincemeat is not minced meat but actually fruit
>baking sheet is not actually a sheet but a metal pan