/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5067680
>>5067680
I'd even go so far as to eat more like pork brains and milk gravy out of her asshole.

I'd eat a gallon of ice cream out of her ass. #1 food related fantasy would be consuming a meal she cooked strait off of her tits and banging afterwords, grease sauce drippings and all.

Nigella's tits. I like to learn when I fap.

>>4565321
>>4567243
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>>4567253
She's my dream waifu. She's getting old, but looks good. But I mean back in the day when these were taken, this is my waifu.

>>4545765
Big ol' swingin milf udders. Favorite show on TV.

>>4514720
Oh God, the things I would do with that woman given the chance. I'd surely be b& if I gave details on the food-sex fantasies. They even disgust me a bit.

>>4194157
The things I would give to be able to stick my entire head into her cunt and have her pretend to give birth to me and then she'd be my second mother and we'd fornicate in a mountain of chocolate syrup, bacon grease and blood sausage.

Oh lord, I worked up a sweat there.

where tha whit women at

If I was a lactating female I'd be using my own milk to cook all kinds of stuff. I mean I don't think its that weird. Do any girls actually do this? I'd have fun and experiment with it. If I ever get a qt wife-oo who is lactating I'll be milking dem teats like she's a jersey cow. She damn well better be into it, the thought of it simultaneously turns me on and makes me want to cook things. All at the same time. Can you make ice-cream from breast milk?

Nigellas cooking for me, wearing a whipped cream bikini.

mmmmmmm

For those Nigella fans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TuCn8xA6SI

honestly I have no idea if she know how to cook. I just draw down the shutters and bate when she comes on t.v. I want to make her my mistress and personal sandwich maker/ manual bater.

/co/ you can all go jerk off to mickey mouse, pop a cyanide pill and fall asleep in a shallow grave. /ck/ doesn't give two fried shits about you guys, leave us alone. we are here to discuss food and cooking.

/ck/ has no prom date. /ck/ needs no prom date.

Not my favorite cook, but I could listen to this woman talk all day

>>3753737
>Nigella pic

god dammit, thanks alot for giving me a hardon. didn't anticipate fapping for another two hours, and then nigella. oh well, what is 15 minutes anyway?

goodnight, anon! :) sweet dreams, and heres to you having a tasty and nutritious breakfast tomorrow!

Without a doubt, Nigella. I'd fuck her in the ass doggystyle while grabbing dem titties while she is bent over frying us some eggs and bacon. I'd shoot my load over her plate of eggs when they're done, then we'd both sit down and enjoy a quiet breakfast.