/ck/ - Food & Cooking

LOL JIRO CHARGES A LOT FOR SUSHI ISN'T THAT SO FUNNY THAT HE CHARGES A LOT FOR SUSHI LOL LET'S MAKE 10 THREADS A DAY RELIGIOUSLY TO LET EVERYONE KNOW HOW FUNNY IT IS LOL 30 MINUTES TO EAT PIGGU LOL NO PHOTO LOL GAIJIN GAIJIN GAIJIN GAIJIN LOL 300 DORRA LOL LOL GAIJIN LOL

>>10150328
forgot to add if i can move it from my freezer to my fridge so it will be malleable enough for use later on today

K-4th grade
>pb&j sandwiches, an apple, some goldfish, a gogurt, some oreos usually
4th-7th when parents split up and i started getting fat
>would buy whatever cafeteria was that day because dad always drove me to school and gave me like $20 every day
>lunch lady was giant obese nigger named Marie and was like fucking John Wick going after kids who would get food on credit and wouldn't pay her back
>daily lunch was always either pizza, chicken patties, burgers, tacos, chocolate milk, a bag or two of chips, and an ice cream sandwich or two
8th grade
>Marie gets fired for having a dogshit attitude
>jewess in my grade's parents take over the cafeteria and make home-cooked meals for every lunch
>meatloaf and green beans or roast beef and veggies and soup and shit
>was salty about no more ice cream sandwiches
high school
>9th-10th
>boarding school
>assigned tables every week so you would meet new people
>be awkward fat kid with social anxiety so literally never ate at the tables with people
11th-12th
>skipped every single mandatory assigned lunch for like a year and a half
>as a result i had 4 hours of detention every weekend
>would just stay cooped up in dorm room eating dominos and chinese food
now as a wagecuck my lunches consist of an energy drink and as many cigarettes as i can suck down in 45 minutes

>>7593635
>that one really close friend who's the nicest person ever but he's a gross goober that never brushes his teeth and they're straight orange
>he lips the fucking blunt