/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17280152
you are aware that all those numbers (and the numbers on your bank statements) is equivalent to actual paper cash, which people do actually still carry, and can't be traced back to your taxes? you sit in the back of the short bus nigga.

OP here. the last time these were sold I bought 50 extra ones. now I take the last dried up freezer burned one out of the deep freeze. I let it defrost on the counter for half a day.

Slowly I hollow out a slit in the side. I poke it with my spindly little prick, and in seconds fill it with my secret sauce.

I lift the cold stale, rancid, pressed "meat" sandwich to my quivering lips. my cracked lips slowly part as I insert the object of my affection in to my gibbering maw.

>>13475214
>the most autistic thing you have ever witnessed in a dining establishment
Sure, I gotchu. Since my mom was a microwavable meal mom and my dad was a home cook dad I didn't eat out enough to witness these magical occurrences, but I've since seen a couple things.
>Chili's beneath by apartment
>been frequenting since college food dollars on account
>not more than 15 times total, but have become 'that guy'
>walk in one day after classes
>walk up to hostess stand and motion towards the menus on the wall
>fat freshman/sophomore girl walks into sight
>'are these the new menus?'
>"wut"
>can I have a menu?
>"wut"
>ask if I can have a seat
>"wut"
>'I'd like to eat, can I eat here?'
>"yeah"
>'do I just sit down anywhere?'
>"here's a table over here"
10 minutes pass by and no one even comes to ask what I want to drink and I just walk out. I've never been back since. Shit made me feel like I entered at just the moment they were sacrificing a human in the back or something - very, very fucking uncomfortable.

>>13411982
stop that

>>13338508
wrong wrong WRONG

>>13293299