/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17145393
Bartender. I know fancy bartenders. I like to visit my fancy bartenders' restaurant to get fucked up, and it happens to serve overpriced food along with overpriced cocktails.

If I want to be a huge piece of shit spending far too much, I'll order a $100 steak, about 5 $15 cocktails, one $13 baked potato, and then I'm just about done. I'd pay $300-$400 for a meal including all of the fun stuff, but about $100-$200 for the actual meal.

Now, this is for a proper 5 star restaurant. This is top of the line, no fucking around top tier quality on all fronts. I wouldn't accept anything less than perfect quality if I was doing this. This is for the very best you can expect in a restaurant.

>>17146908
It will be delicious, I can speak as my time as a bartender. Should you keep avoiding it? Unless your family has a long line of degenerate alcoholics you aren't likely to enjoy it to the degree you will be addicted. You might make it a once a week habit at most at your age, because most people who don't drink until your age don't get deep into it.

Give it a try, you might be more fun at parties if you drink one or two drinks so you can pretend to engage in drunk culture.

>>17130092
Bartender here.

Every single person I give beer to is happier for it.

Checkmate faggot.

>>17120484
It drinks like water so you can pound it as such.

>>16598614
Black hole.

>>15856046
The correct answer is
"Yes, I am."
Spoken in a 3 ball voice as loudly as possible so the server can actually fucking hear you.

>>15793352
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=glass+cutting+board
orly?

>>15706993
Girl scouts get my dick hard.

>>15387531
Fucking hilarious.

>>8963679
Can confirm, high quality shit. The feeling of it going from solid to liquid isn't just fun, but it's also much more convenient than dealing with regular lube.