/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Certainly not caviar. Fucking overrated overpriced trash. People are fucking idiots to eat that garbage. It's like eating a fruit gusher that's salty, that's it.
>You didn't buy the authentic $1000000000 case of caviar that only has a single scoop of caviar eggs in it though, you just had bad caviar!
No. Caviar's a fucking meme-food. Just like lobster. Lobster's literally peasant-food bugmeat and everyone used to hate it, but normalfags buy that overpriced shit then fucking DROWN it in butter.
>hur hur lobster tatses gud
No the fucking 10 gallons of butter you poured on it taste good. Just get crab, it's fucking cheaper and tastes the same - like the sea.

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oooh, frittata