/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>in school was in the black area
>no other whites pretty much
>all of my class was niggers and black people
>they bullied me for being white, called me 'Toast dipped in Water' because that is what whites like
>used to do a thing where they'd give me a sheet of paper with random statements about Mayonnaise and make me read the 'MayoNews'
>one day they invited me to one of their homes for dinner
>was actually excited a good chance to befriend my schoolmates
>went to the house
>the mother was cooking delicious smelling chicken with mac and cheese
>really excited to eat it
>mother brings the food out
>gives me a different plate with plain chicken and a jar of open mayo
>'Your friends told me you like this stuff, and I always make guests welcome!'
>feel bad to tell her it is bullying so I thank her
>dip my chicken in the mayo and eat it
>don't even like mayo
>they bully me for the next few years even more

None, I stay home

>parents are obese as fuck
>because they eat disgusting meals, like sticks of butter sprinkled with cheddar cheese served with fries and a grilled tomato, I cook for myself
>whenever they see me cooking they laugh at me
>last week I was cooking some lentil Dhal for myself
>not a great chef or anything but it was going pretty well
>parents walk in
>see the lentils cooking
>'YOU COOKING THOSE LITTLE RED THINGS AGAIN SON?'
>dad pokes my acne
>'LOOKS LIKE THE ONES FROM BEFORE ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE HAHA'
>'SON HOW CAN YOU EAT THIS SHIT?'
>try to explain it is tasty
>dad grabs my wrist
>hand fits round
>'WELL, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW TASTE, YOU ARE TOO SKINNY.'
>'LET ME GIVE YOU A TIP SON. ALL THE CHEFS KNOW IT. CHEESE MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER'
>'PATTY, GET ME A WEDGE OF BRIE'
>mother hands him a wedge of brie
>he literally slices it in half and throws half into my dhal, then eats the rest like a carrot
>stands and watches me cook it
>watches me eat
>tastes disgusting, very overly rich, brie smells like shit
>tells me he is 'proud' of me
>as I am eating takes a spoon, sits down at the table and starts eating the food from my bowl
>eats half of it and walks off

fuck fat