/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I had a falling out with one of my friends yesterday because he got a soft ice cream instead of a normal trad one and I said that soft ice cream is for faggots. I used logical deductive reasoning that the softer texture is similar to semen, which is one of the various subtle psy-ops to feminize men. My friend is admittedly kind of a libtard but I've been trying to subtly redpill him on what is secretly happening to western society and how it is embedded in the subtlest ways into literally every aspect of society. But maybe I misread this one. Is soft ice cream cucked, and how can you explain it?