/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hello /ck/
I'm a newfag on this board and to cooking in general.
My question is, how the fuck do I go about starting to actually cook?
I don't know how to, mainly because I've been a lazy retarded fuck in my younger years when I was supposed actually learn how to make food.
My biggest fear is burning myself/splashing hot oil on myself/hot oil just fucking jumping out at me.
I'm awfully sensitive and jumpy, which makes shit worse. How am I supposed to actually get over all of my childish bullshit and.. y'know, actually stop being retarded and learn how to cook?

>>12767334
[spoiler] It used to be so nice.