/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19093490
I live in Sweden, a non-fast food hamburger is $15-20.

Does that answer your question?

>at a restaurant
>order a pizza
>I'm about halfway through when the waitress comes up from behind me and asks me if I called for her
>evidently she was mistaken but I panic
>stutter out "some salt" because it's the first thing that comes to mind
>she brings a salt shaker
>fuck fuck fuck I don't need salt
>grab it from her hands and pour it on the pizza
>waitress looks at me weird then walks off
>try to eat the now extremely salty pizza
>almost puke
>waitress comes over again
>"everything ok sir?"
>at this point I'm panicking
>think I should be funny to defuse the situation
>make a funny face at her and knock over my drink spilling all over the table
>what the fuck did I just do
>full blown panic attack at this point
>jank out my wallet and throw $50 on the table
>literally run out of the restaurant
This was 2 years ago, I have not eaten out since, and my face is burning hot just writing this.