/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13388074
Being faggots, they never learned how to use their canines and premolars to tear/shear and then chew rougher meat.

I recommend giving them only tough provisions without utensils or mommy and daddy to cut it up for them. Maybe they'll figure things out on their own for once.

>>12639580
>Most nail salons are fronts for hookers
Erm not really. Maybe those flip ones. Anyways I used to work reception at a nail salon many years ago and 50% of male callers were guys subtly asking if we offer sexual services ("massages").

Sometimes I say yes during boring non-busy days for fun and the guy that called usually parks across the street, observes the store for five minutes, then comes in asking for a "massage." The guy usually wears a baseball cap and sunglasses. I tell him we only have male massage therapists and the guy's face turns red and bursts out of the store. Funny shit.

>>12616739
>penis that gets softer as it gets bigger

>>12470290
You ever tried to drag several times your weight by your teeth?

Kot may have won the lottery, but if he has to carry it home in his mouth it sucks.

>>12238672
Based