/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20055261
personally I got tired of small meals a long time ago so I started to always order two large meals at a time but nowadays mcdicks costs way too much to be worth it

>>16239911
I mixed dip mix with sour cream about a week ago

>mummy bought me a box of lemon meringues yesterday
>I've already eaten them all

>>15510734
>'Eh?'

>>14648991
Its the best cheap beer by a mile. It has an inoffensive malty taste, no metallic fake hops, and a nice texture that isn't watery.

Don't believe me? Pour a High Life in a glass next to a glass of any other cheap beer, PBR, Rolling Rock, Budweiser, whatever. High Life is the ONLY one that leaves lacing along the side of the glass. This is a sure mark of higher quality and a "real" beer. Miller puts lots of love into High Life, IMO its the best cheap beer by far. I discovered this all on my own years ago through testing, not because of memes. CHAMPAGNE OF BEERS BABY!!!

>>12440530
Is Chik-Fil-A worth a 2 hour drive? That's how far the nearest one is and I thought about making a day trip out of it.

At my lowest point I was drinking like 2 large slushies a day nearly everyday.

>ate an entire large pizza and two dipping sauces 2 hours ago
>feeling a bit hungry now

>>10047288
I don't see how that's a problem.

>>9865201
wait wat

>>9840148
>TFW mom and dad are divorced
>Go to 2 parties every year one is auntt on my dads side the other aunt on my moms side
>Dads is on Christmas eve Moms on Christmas
>Both have ham potatoes and corn
>Both send us home with left overs
>Ham potatoes and corn all fucking week

> tfw delicious food makes you far undesirable lard-ass

If god exists. He is a masochist.

>he doesn't drink Alfredo sauce

>>9414385
2 cheeseburgers, 1 small soda and 4 nuggets for 5 bucks

Is it normal that I can eat a whole skillet of this in one sitting? My favorites are cheeseburger macaroni (add Velveeta or a can of spray cheese) and stroganoff (add sour cream and black pepper). Beef pasta flavor is best avoided.

>he eats at restaurants or fast food
>literally reheated trash then deep fried

when i have to eat out, i unironically only get steamed veggie sides

I am very fat, I should mention, I think I am around 400lbs but not sure for certain

I have recently been trying to lose weight by simply keeping food away from my house, which should work right? But the thing is I have been getting late night snacking binges and I eat literally whatever I can find

In the last 2 months between 12am and 4am I have eaten

>Toothpaste
>Handfuls of Salt
>Vinegar mixed with vegetable oil
>Dry pasta smashed up with some chili powder by hand
>Mud from the yard
>Grass from the yard
>Ants mixed with sugar
>A cockroach that I soaked with a small amount of bleach for 20 minutes to try and whiten it so it looked sugar coated
>A small pillowcase soaked in rum
>Handfuls of sugar
>7 year old skittles
>Bed cover hairs
>bed bug
>a dead butterfly

I've had to start keeping SOME candy around to avoid toxic food.