/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Every day I wake up, I kiss my wife good morning and go downstairs to a breakfast of water, plain toast and plain oatmeal. It's all my stomach can handle after...he...is done from the day before. I take a deep breath and walk towards the bathroom, opening the bottle cursed gypsy hair gel I found as a young man in an abandoned restaurant. I put my hand into the rancid slime, I can already feel my cardigan rippling into a flame decaled shirt as I run my hands into my hair. I feel it overcoming me, I can't hold back. I look at the mirror and see someone who's not me, and it's then that I know I'm here. I'm in flavor town...