/ck/ - Food & Cooking

it's not great to get into desu, but if you wanted to get used to scotch, for example, you cut it with water til it doesn't bother you, then just gradually reduce the amount of water you use. icing it will mute some of the flavor, too, but that is for actual faggots so only do that if you want to be certain you end up gay.

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drink on an empty stomach til you black out each time. your primal urge to eat won't override the debilitating effects of the hard liquor til after a few days when you can barely move and feel like something is very wrong. just have a stash of food you can crawl to since walking will be hard at that point, slowly forcefeed yourself while lying on the floor, then get back to drinking for another few days and repeat. I used to order jimmy john's and slide the money under my door and tell them to leave it there, then pull myself up by the doorknob, unlock/open the door, drop back down and drag the sandwich inside, closing the door and bracing it with my body til after I ate and had the strength to relock it. the whole process goes a lot smoother once you've done it a few times and establish muscle memory so you can autopilot better. you'll want to stock up on liquor for the first cycle then restock once you restore calories and are full so you're not tempted to get extra food while out. you'll also save money on alcohol since you'll get drunk a lot quicker on a super empty stomach, so that's pretty cool.

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>>16912510
I can beat that. Back when I was drinking quite a lot, I'd frequent the shady Korean liquor store near me run by this guy and his wife. One morning I went in and got a handle of tequila plus some other stuff - wife rung me up. I was back the next morning, set another handle up on the counter.
"oh... this uh... no good. you okay? why... uh... why you do dis?"
Told her I was having a party, which was true in a party for one person kind of way. Definitely kept going back anyway, though - they were the only place in town that kept the original Four Loko in stock.