/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10578263
This is why I dumped my last girlfriend. I remember texting her through the day...

>Morning
"Mmmmm, just had breakfast, eggs & bacon!"
>Mid-Morning
"Just opened up a snack, Barb and I have been really into apple slices"
>Lunch
"Headed to Chilis!"
>Afternoon
"Opened up a package of jerky for afternoon snack!"
>Gets off work
"OMG I am STARVING. We're going to dinner as soon as I get home, right? How does kebab sound?"

Meanwhile, I've had nothing but water and black
coffee all day, and a beer after work to tolerate her.

STOP FUCKING EATING SO MUCH GODDAMN

Then she'd be like "lol I should go back to yoga again I'm getting a little fluff!"

YES YOU SHOULD.

>>8864006
>Mexico
delet.
now.