/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18832469
>celiac
>ill if it even touches my plate
I hope someone shoots you. That's not how celiacs works. You could have another illness, but you're probably a lying attention whore.

People are retarded. This is not news.

>>13308881
I shall check at Sam's Club, as there is not a Costco's within over 2 hrs drive. It's still a ways. I fucking hate people who just follow trends though.

I needed toilet paper anyways.

Can I have your slice bro?

We have time for another mug of beer right?

>>13088987
Yay, elves and furries got together to ruin my childhood cereal by mixing everything together for the brownie points with the fag community.

Tired of this bullshit. I never cared about your degeneracy but the companies doing stupid shit to cater to you are really pissing me off.

>>13042584
I literally grind my hot crotch on buttered toast and scrumple it all up and put it on the plate in it's shattered state and serve it to my boyfriend and he'll ask what happened to the toast and I'll tell him the truth and he'll only want to scarf it down more and watching him do that gets me even hotter and I'll put on my hollowed out watermelon rind helmet because when it comes to giving head that means he's getting more than a few headbutts from this horny human female.

>>13031719
>We English people know more than anyone else in the universe.
This is a satire comic right?

>>13031755
Well yes, bread between bread, or between potatoes, pie crust, or some combination; that's bound to be filling.

>>12922375
I decided to go to the 7/11 to get chicken wings and a pepsi because though I had chicken strips at home I could make, I had no hot sauce or pepsi to eat with them. So I made a thermos of tea to drink from while I strolled to the store. When I was leaving a man in an apartment adjacent opened his door and was visibly startled by my presence. It was odd, because he clearly opened the door to glimpse me. He just closed it again.

Anyway, at the 7/11, I walked in and they said hello and I said nothing. Mindless worker drones trained to bark at me by their master. Their shelves had no hot sauce or hot wings, just plain wings. I wandered and ruminated for a while before I recalled that buying chicken entitled you to free sauce packets.

Then in the drink aisle, I scoured for pepsi in 355ml variety. They had larger varieties of it, but I can't even drink 355, so I decided to settle on a 310 ml coke even though I drink pepsi.

Then at the till the man ahead of me bought a 50 dollar steam gift card. guess he really needed video games at three am and is too stupid to use torrents.

anyway when it was my turn at the till I asked for hot sauce packets but they had none. So I went home with none. necessity is the mother of invention so I used what little ranch dressing I had, added cayenne and rice vinegar I had on hand to make a servicable hot sauce and drank my coca-cola while I watched smallville.

burnt the chicken when I was reheating it in my toaster oven though, overall I'd rate the meal 8/10, so you know, maybe it wasn't that bad of an outcome after all

What is the absolute dirt-cheapest non-offal meat and what is the best way to cook it?