/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>High heat
>Put bottle in fire
>Bottle explodes

Last time I made the mistake of talking back about how I liked the product, then this random bitch paying for shit the next lane over started commenting on it and before I knew it I was stuck in the middle of this overly-friendly grabass conversation about horseradish potato chips.

>Plate made from ceramic and not the hollowed-out cap of a giant mushroom

>>19566447
these are alcohol free

>Order big heavy box labeled "Pasta"
>Full of pages

>Recipe calls for specific onion
It's getting the same old yellow onion everything else gets

>Don't like nuts in my chocolate bar
>Will have to buy He/Him bars or look like a faggot while eating a She/Her

>Person over 30 uses it
>Takes three times as long as everyone else and acts like they've never used a touchscreen before

why is this?

>>18404473
Raw garlic preparations are absolutely in danger or hosting botulism. The state of Euro knowledge is abysmal, no wonder you're all so poor.

>/ck/ posters are meatball sub consumers
Just eat your fucking vegetables, god damn

You can't be a "better chef" than me when your cooking utensils and ingredients are better than mine.

I'd like to see Gordon Ramsay win one of his precious Michelin stars using the shit I have to work with.

>Bake pie
>Son fucks it again

Has their "dark roast" take a light? I hate it so much I want it to taste burned that's the whole point

>tfw mom got drunk and ruined dinner again
I just wanted to have a nice evening at Bubba Gumps for once

>>17710856
Nope...a $120 prime rib the wife insisted I buy...

>Eating pizza with my fat friend
>He wants all my crusts
Do obese people have any shame? It's not like I wasn't going to eat my own.

>chop garlic
>it keeps sticking to the knife

>mom is making caviar for dinner again

>British “cuisine”

>This is the kind of person that hangs out on a lolicon distribution website

interesting

>>16987788
>midwit
You're the one choosing to not get your shit together so you can move on. Not my problem

>>16895101
>Jewish wizard creating human out of nothing

>>16871439
You didn't pass high school did you

>>16869373
>can't even eat ice cream without thinking about black cock