/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9147488

>have flu
>want wonton soup
>glued to couch, no energy to drive
>call chink spot, order soup
>"mimum odah feefteen darra"
>order 4 quarts white rice to go with soup
>delivery comes, pay/tip driver
>open soup, dump 1qt rice into container
>do this 3 more times
>eat all of it
>sleep for 48hrs+ straight afterwards
>wake up having pissed myself
>shrug it off, go to bathroom, take gigantic shit, lay back down on pissy couch, asleep another 24hrs
>wake up again, feeling refreshed af
>go to the park and sit in the sun for a while
>go home, couch stinks to high heaven
>drag out to the driveway, leave it there
>go to furniture store, order new couch, pay $40 expedited delivery/same day
>mfw watching the delivery guys load a sopping wet piss couch into their truck

10/10 would swine-flu again.