/ck/ - Food & Cooking

iced cold brewed latte.
simple as.

>>18632604

>>18071151
>I fucking swear, if I see another god damn hot sauce thread I'm calling the jannies on other threads. Fuck you.

>>17045999
>you're worse than the soybois

>>16061420
Bait

Maybe so, but i’d say you’re at least twice as retarded. And also gay.

Yeah sure i’ll have the painful shart special

I want a giant female worker Jollibee to sting me in the ass with her ovipositor stinger After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum I'll watch her pull away shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hotdog meat sauce separates from her body along with the stinger which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy wings furiously showering the area with stale grease as she tries to fly back to the hive but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep and she flops down on the ground hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out

>>15791926
>FUCKING SAND-NIGGERS
>BACON LOL

>>15464554
Your whore mother would send you this garbage while you fought for kikes? Shame a sand nigger didn't capture you and saw your head off, I would have loved your whore mother to see that.

Why don't you contribute something to society you welfare queen dick sucking homo.

>milk is too spicy

>Bourbon is fucking hogwash and only loved by reddit tier tastelets.

>>15076537
>these GOT dang minorities and their flamin hot fritos!

>>15042388
keep seething, cumskin.

>>14931023
yeah tell that goy