/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12729411
Cucumbers...

>>11317060
>be making pasta naked
>bf comes downstairs with a bike pump
>notagain.jpg
>starts filling my ass with air
>beg him to stop
>doesn't listen and keeps pumping
>belly is now full of air
>too full to move
>stand there in agony as my stomach has expanded into a big pregnant belly
>he wraps his arms around my stomach and begins to squeeze
"NOOOOO!!!"
>pump shoots out as air escapes my colon
"BRAAAAPPP!!!"
"STOP PLEASE!"
"BRAAAPPPP BRAAAAAPPP!!!"
"WHYYYYY?!?!"
"BRAPPP PLOP!"
>he yells at me for making a mess and makes me clean it off of him with my tongue
>the pasta got overcooked

>>11193391
I want to make this for a bf and tell him that it's a star for my superstar sweetheart

>>11140883
Too many potatoes make my arteries hurt

>>11101475
*sigh* well this is what happened the last time
>be washing dishes naked
>bf comes downstairs with a bike pump
>notagain.jpg
>starts filling my ass with air
>beg him to stop
>doesn't listen and keeps pumping
>belly is now full of air
>too full to move
>stand there in agony as my stomach has expanded into a big pregnant belly
>he wraps his arms around my stomach and begins to squeeze
"NOOOOO!!!"
>pump shoots out as air escapes my colon
"BRAAAAPPP!!!"
"STOP PLEASE!"
"BRAAAPPPP BRAAAAAPPP!!!"
"WHYYYYY?!?!"
"BRAPPP PLOP!"
>he yells at me for making a mess and makes me clean it off of him with my tongue

>>11063087
>>11063096
Meme magic can only help so much I guess...

>>11049674
Because that's all I can get from the food bank

I'm so hungry anons...

>>11007810
I used to date a 30 yo boomer gay couple

They were so loving and fun to cuddle with

I miss you oniichans

>>6984184
what sort of monster likes soggy sushi