/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15139889
>tfw when you’ll never make more than minimum wage

>used to take me like 3-4 beers to get a comfortable buzz
>now my tolerance is up to 7-8
fuck bros, I can't even get comfortably drunk now
Is this where I'm supposed to move up to strong liquor binge-drinking?

>the last egg in my 6 egg omelette was pink (spoiled)

>fucked up my omelette (pan was too hot) and ended up making scrambled eggs instead

>>11332010
>trying to express superiority through exclusivity in your diet
you know, people eating a certain way doesn't have to be related to you, you egotistical fuck.

>>10073142
(I might actually do that)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY THREAD

>be me weigh 310 pounds
>sister visiting with newborn baby
>leave baby in my chair
>accidentally sit on it
>broke both it's legs and crushed it's windpipe
>baby's growth may be stunted for future

They kicked me out and now I gotta survive on $20 dollar a week for food. What can I buy cheap that will also help me lose weight?

>Go to Gregg's
>ANY coffee and ANY savory snack (400 calories) for £2
>Go to gentrified neighborhood with hipster café
>£3 for a flat white

When will these Dorks be rounded up and shot?

>old nutella is never coming back
>we will be forever stuck with sugary palm oil paste

It ain't right bros. I remember the dark colour and small hazelnut chunks old nutella used to have...Fuck this gay earth.

>>8754896
You know what to do.

>>17838
You know what to do.

>mfw go to a friend's restaurant and at the end of the meal expect a discount when receiving the cheque but he charges me full price