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>>18323309
anything can do to help
when i was 20 my 18yo friend was dating a 16yo petite Swedish girl
he was out of town and called me and said "bro shes mad at me and i think shes going to do something stupid to pissed me off, can you go hang out with here and make sure she doesn't"
so i meet up with her and we get drunk and go to haunted house (it was halloween) she starts crying and gets all racoon eyed while dressed like harley quinn
so as im walking back to her house with a drunk crying jail bait harley quinn we walk by a highschool football field where both teams were in the parking lot with all their parents and out of nowhere she starts saying she like anal and she washes her butt every time she poops just to be ready
I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED , looking like a straight up creeper