/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I've got you all beat. I had a roommate who would:
>steal all my food and never go shopping. He would starve until I felt bad for him and live off taco bell and my stolen food.
>I got him a nice job at my office and he would spend all his money on cocaine.
>he would sleep on an air mattress and his only companion was an anime body pillow.
>he would talk about how shadow people were his only friends and he would draw weird symbols in his own blood on the walls.
>getting him to clean up after himself was like pulling teeth.
>he would violently vomit every night leaving residue in the toilet we shared.
>power was in his name and our family electricity was shut off twice.
>always late on rent and paying me back when I had to pay his rent too.
>when I finally left the place completely he used my credit cards that he wrote down to pay rent and for various deliveries and power bill to the tune of 1800 dollars.
>I grew up in a bubble and didn't think scumbags like this existed. Boy did I learn a lot from him. Mike if you are reading this, you're a piece of shit low life. Pic is how he would leave the apartment. This was his "tesla machine" I'll upload a few more.