/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Imagine what it must be like to be triggered into a rambling diatribe about vegans and reconquista because your hillbilly general store got their first shipment of avocados

>>12732191
Economic anxiety: the post

>>12312359
>oh no I might get the gay if I read the New York Times

>>11051030
>>11051032
>damage control intensifies

>tofu is an obscure food for crazy hipsters

>>10911357
>immigration is against the law
Apparently nobody told my parents that, they've been living openly in this country for nearly half a century. Every time they come back from vacation they just answer a few questions and get waved through.

Does it hurt your fee-fees that they vote Democrat?

>>10884667
Mexicans work kitchens and dishrooms, idiot. I buy meat from a red-faced white guy at the Union Square Market, he's from upstate and wears gross looking Carhartt clothes and a John Deere hat. We glare at each other warily because I look like the kind of guy he wants deported (brown, glasses, nice clothes) and he looks like the kind of guy who would shoot at me for glancing in the general direction of his home town. Money is exchanged for goods and everyone leaves happy.

He overcharges me like mad ($10/lb for ground pork) but it's the best ground pork I've ever had. It's probably ground humans but IDGAF. Unlike feedlot meat it doesn't smell foul when it's being cooked. It smells wholesome and like something I want to eat.

>>10759303
>we don't talk like that 'round here, boy

>>10744495
Look how triggered you got from a funny joke. Did it hit a little too close to home? Were you humiliated once by the snobby greeter at some exclusive upscale restaurant like Macaroni Grill or the Cheesecake Factory?

>>10741820
What is it about France that triggers the flyovers so much? Why not say, Switzerland or Denmark or Liechtenstein?

>>9781464
>diversity is bad
>having different kinds of restaurants is bad
Nobody is forcing you to try food that isn't chicken tenders and ranch, cleetus

>>7629454
>southern education intensifies

>>7444499
Good observation, also notice the pregnant pre-pubescent girl on the left. How this can happen is a mystery to science, but this is almost certainly because the scientific community no longer studies anything that may conflict with the interests of agribusiness or they will lose funding permanently and be ostracized and possibly killed. But it stands to reason that her pregnancy is due to drinking too much antibiotic CAFO hormone milk.

Also, I am fairly certain flyovers are a totally different species than humans. Pic related, it is the average person who lives in the unexplored food desert between the Hudson River and the Diablo Range.