/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18855824

>>17824386
my mom cooks like this too.
it's kind of amazing how little effort it takes to make decent food and yet she struggles to make the most shitty meals

>>16764048

>working as bartender at a restaurant
>All the linecooks are late 20s/early 30s

They're nice guys and everything, but seriously what do I have to do to not end up like them

Unfortunately OP as prevalent as drinking is few people drink to "get drunk". For actual al/ck/s we're content to get the biggest bang for our buck and drink alone or in a chill setting. For normies they desire the social experience and a light buzz, maybe try their shot at some easy pussy.

I used to be a regular bar goer with my group of friends but as my al/ck/ dependency grew so did my desire to be around anyone but the closest of friends but they find sitting around drinking heavily and talking bullshit to be boring. Just get yourself a GF it makes not going out to the bar more bearable and a convenient excuse.

My family buys a lot of ground pork.

What do I make with it that's not a meatball or tastes like one.

>>11359645
I can't even imagine having that much money. I'd just like to go to college and stop worrying about groceries.

>>10991793
>Still no season 2
>Like 3 chapters since S1 aired

>>10849935
You can survive, maybe. I wouldn't call that living.

>>10682708
You do know you are supposed to taste your own cum at least every 5 years right? If the taste changes, its likely a pre symptom of testicular cancer. It's very treatable if you get a head start on it.

>>10459158
>tfw I was the one that took that photo and posted that originally
>tfw I inadvertantly made a meme
>tfw I ate sidepie
I never asked for this.

>>10311374
do you know why beer is the cheapest way to get drunk over here? because you will be puking after a six pack. i swear nobody can drink themself drunk with beer and feel alraight

>>10290954
>He thinks Coney Island is in Detriot

I primarily drink Bacardi gold rum, purchased only by the handle, mixed with random fruit juices
tell me how pleb I am

>>10153618
It's true I am drunk I'm sorry anon didn't meat to bust your balls

>he eats sociables alone.

>love breakfast
>never have time to make it except on weekends

>>9269859

>>9212106
hell no. fucking mayo water is going to make me kill myself unless i can manage to forget about it.

The college kids are back and nothing was prepped right
Can I die please

>>8187969

>>8137938
Red meats are steak
Steaks are red meat

You can't have it one way but not the other.

>>7522995
I cough. Not a normal clear your throat cough. It comes up from my stomach, the deepest cough so that it's almost like a gag/puke BURHHHUUUUUUURRRRRRRR
In the morning its hard to breath properly, I gag and blow my nose a lot. Swallowing is hard. Taking a shot will often lessen the symptoms but sometimes I throw it back up alongside a pit full of yellow bile. I'm a smoke cigarettes (low consumption) and often cannot smoke in the morning, it makes me sick. I often have to meditate outside in fresh air, breath as deeply as I can, and remind myself that I'm not choking and that I can breath.