/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14851090
>he's not a regular at several local cafes/diners
>he doesn't banter with the managerial staff and act like he runs the place
>he doesn't get free sides and drinks passed to him "on the house" every visit

>OLD GOOD
>NEW BAD

>>13080672
>>13080680
>go to restaurant
>"i'll have a bowl of clam chowder"
>"boston or manhattan?"
>"excuse me?"
>"manhattan has a tomato ba-"
>"no, i know. boston please."

>>12463710
>DUUUUUDE GIMME ALL THE SODA HAHAHAHA IM GONNA MIX EM ALL TOGETHER!!!!
>okay... dude...?

>deconstructed

>>12012167
yeah, i totally agree with y-
>cali

>>11782838
>take your feet off the dining room table anon! they stink and they're in your sister's spaghetti!

>>11671096
>autistically seethes over 8 reddit foods
>overrated food, of all possible things to pick, is fruit

>>11653253

you do know you're supposed to lurk for a few months before posting on a new board... right?

>>11573597
fuck, my mistake, sorry
>>11574122
now THIS is no mistake of mine. jew food is BASED as fuck my guy

>tfw native of north carolina
>tfw i didn't learn to like barbecue until i was 15

I would love to bring themed foods to campaigns, but

>only local guys I know who play are both overly serious about D&D straight edge and won't let me drink at the games
>one of them is a pickyfag ("vegetables don't agree with me")
>other one drowns everything in ketchup and is lazy to the point where he prefers frozen pizza over almost everything
>one is a raw vegan
>one thinks of himself as a cooking god and, on one occasion, tried the food that I brought and attempted to remake it because "this could be so much better if I made it"
>even ordering takeout is like pulling teeth

>be 15 and finally deciding to learn to cook for myself
>make a mess but always clean up after myself, clean my own dishes, and put everything away
>mom is a kitchen control freak
>comes downstairs when I'm in the middle of making dinner and screams about how I'm retarded and can't even take care of myself because I left flour on the counter
>mfw

I've had some shitty roommates in the past, but I've always taken solace in the fact that none of them were as bad as my mother.

That Hi-C Orange Burst stuff is basically orange soda without the gas.

Closest thing I can drink to soda since I have an intolerance to all carbonated drinks.

Feels flat, man.