/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>mfw the gas station runs out of MUG

>3 years ago, just getting into baking
>Decide to make a pie for D&D group
>Make banana and coconut cream pie
>I ask for advice on cream pies
>I tell everyone my plans for the cream pie
>I ask that everyone enjoy my cream pie
>I brag about my cream pie (It was pretty good for a first try)
>learn about the innuendo
I can't believe I've been on this site for years and never figured it out.

>>13875028
>chocolate sauerkraut

>>12703742
So I have a huge fucking collection but now my family is scared that I'm an alcoholic despite me never getting even close to drunk. They have wine fridges and one has even a cellar with like 200 bottles but I have about 20 different varieties of whiskey and suddenly I'm two sips away from beating my wife and killing someone in a drunk driving situation. Anyone else have a weird shitty situation like this?

Fucking autistic NEET get off my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>local supermarket has a downs syndrome kid at the checkout or maybe he has some other thing wrong with him, he is a retard for sure
>he sometimes writes customers names and what they buy so he can comment on it and be a good worker
>for example if you buy cabbage he will write it down and say next time 'how was your cabbage'
>one time bought condoms and 8 frozen pizzas from the store when he was the guy serving me
>was just because I was topping up frozen pizzas, the condoms were for my brother and his girlfriend to fuck
>told him as a joke that I use the condoms to wrap the frozen pizza so they fit better in the freezer
>now every time I go he asks 'were the condoms big enough for the pizza'
>says it loud as fuck
>pretty small town and there are rumours that I fuck pizza and am a sexual degenerate

>Peta fags BTFO

>>10285933
The local butcher probably has it. But they have this qt selling up front that is giving me anxiety speaking to her
desu she always seemed kinda mean when I asked about some niche cut they didin't have so I stopped going there

>farm to table

How can you even afford being alcoholic?
If I imagine getting drunk on a type of vodka i like (12 -20 euro) every day, that would cost me 50 bucks a week.

>>9272772

can't be unseen

>>9097886
a nice shot of lead

>let the stove do the fire heating

>get discriminated against because I'm transfat
>fucking bigots don't understand that I'm really a landwhale in a lanklet's body
>I'll never be accepted for who I truly am on the inside
>mfw

>tfw waitresses never get chatty with me even though the main reason I eat out is that I'm desperate for any kind of human interaction

It's like they can smell the loneliness.

>all liquor stores are closed cause it's christmas day
normiest of holidays tbqh

>that kid who says 'fertilized' when the waitress asks how he would like his eggs

that kid general?

WTF am I supposed to bring

>unexpected item in bagging area
>please wait for assistance

Sadly, people do read Yelp and it does effect peoples perceptions

My uncle and aunt own a small Cafe in my town, just selling meat pies and coffee. It is nice and pleasant.

Sadly last year some cunt left a fucking Yelp review where some fucking Abo who got a hold of a computer somehow lied and said that my uncle threw him out and told him to stop 'eating like a wog'. What actually happened was the Abo smashed the pie on the table and started licking the gravy up directly so my uncle told him to leave. But they lost business for a few weeks because of it. And that was one barely literate Abo (he spelt 'meat pie' as 'meet pay'). So imagine what actual well written reviews can do?

>see the constant thickthreads all over various boards
>want to make meme thickcakes
>make pankcake like usual but put in pan instead of electric griddle for thickness
>try to flip with 2 spatulas
>it falls apart

How do I make this memefood without a rice cooker?

>You will never eat that rectangle cheese pizza, 2 chocolate milks, shitty lettuce with italian dressing and a roll for 6th period lunch then go to your 7th period Computer Networking class and play CS 1.6 / Quake 3 cause you had to create a network to play it.
Just kill me pham
I want to be a 17 year old with no responsibilities again.