/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>open borders and citizenship paths for illegals
>mass media and economic control
>wars in the middle east
I sleep.
>Red Lobster Is Considering Bankruptcy Partly Due to $11 Million Loss from Endless Shrimp Deal: Report
Now you Jews have gone too fucking far.

oh FUCK. i just remembered my lost childhood. not pepsi though, coke. sometimes milo or coffee if it's breakfast.
thank you for making me remember what I lost.

>>9229161
>Don't let yourself get lonely and bored!
You're not the boss of me, I'm having a shit time being sober right now REEEEE

>>9025111
I was doing that but I accidentally killed it when moving it to a bigger container. I'll pick it up once I move for my new job.

>see this thread
>try and make pupusas
>fuck up hardcore

>>8247103
>>8247110
Why do you guys have to be assholes? Owning a food truck is a respectable business, why not?

Does anyone else get filled with rage when they mess up a step in their cooking?

One time I tried to make stew, I fucked it up so bad I dumped the whole pot into the garbage

>>7956058
>tfw you blow on your food to cool it down only to remember it`s ice cream or some shit

>>7903546
>mfw McDonald's forgets the meat patty on my burger twice in a row

>>7599431
>mfw after watching this scene I took ages to shave a few cloves and it didn`t even make any difference

>>7514364
No, but I do get mad. It's what I like to call aisle rage. I walk fast through the store so when someone gets in the way, parks their cart blocking an aisle, turns around abruptly in front of you, or cuts the corner coming out the end and almost shatters my ankles I get very angry

>>7492969
This. I start getting anxious if someone wants one of my last 10 beers. also:

>getting butter in my jam
>montreal steak seasoning on every meat
>death by chocolate

>Work in a supermarket in the UK
>A few years ago for some reason my shop started to sell milk in bags
>I know they do this in Canada but it is fucking weird
>The immature pricks who frequent the shop seem to find it hilarious
>People keep coming in and taping the milk bags to the bottles of milk and leaving notes saying 'the milks had a tit implant'
>Have to remove these everyday, somehow we never catch them
>Manager tells me to leave a note on the milk fridge saying that they will be prosecuted if they are caught
>The next day someone does it again but splashes milk on the milk bottle with milk bag tits and leaves a note saying ''oh no! the tits were so good that the other milk spunked on them!"
>eventually give up trying to catch them
>it stops after another week
>feel relief
>on the way home a few days later
>someone drives past in their car
>opens the window and throws a milk bag that hits me on the face and explodes on the floor ruining my shoes

Thank fuck we stopped doing that

>>7154972
>bacon

>>6272441
THIS ISN"T THE FUCKING NACHO CHEESE CHALLENGE

>tfw your personal chef over-poaches your Maine lobster

>>6182232
>tfw no matter how successful Operation Woo was we'll never get another Monkey Style-tier video