/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>be 19
>home aloen for the first time
>full NEET mode
>mom left me money for food
>too afraid of ordering delivery and answering door so eat whatever is in kitchen
>scavenge pasta, black beans, and tomato sauce
>just throw random spices in pot
>cook
>ok.webm time to eat
>it tastes miserable
>need to get rid of it
>don't want to go outside or see anyone
>remember watching YouTube videos of cool people flushing food down the toilet
>bingo
>flush all of it down the toilet
>try to use toilet, flush
>water leaking from under it
>start panicking
>not going to call maintenance
>try pouring boiling water
>no work
>clean entire bathroom and resolve not to use it
>don't use it for 6 months since in theory it should dissolve
>it did
>nobody ever found out