/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20043143
man

>>19904727
>lust provoking image

>>19866844
stop

>>19400556
>i'm too much of a faggot to admit defeat so i'll double down

Ok, been doing this for a while and I think I perfected a recipe at least for my tastes. Oh, also, I don`t measure anything ever.

>Get aproximately a cup or so (depending on how much oatmeal you want) into a small or medium pot, fill it with water and turn it on.
>Start a caramel going, when it starts to thicken a bit throw in some butter, after this chop pieces (big or small depending on how you like them on your oatmeal) of apple or pear.
>Cook the apple slices in the butterscotch-esque mixture for a while, until they get as soft as you like them.
>Throw in some water and then your oatmeal, at this point I keep adding oatmeal until I get the thickness I like, not too soft but not really hard, you can thicken it as much as you like.
>Enjoy

how bad did I do?

i'm fucking sick of eating my own cooking /ck/. i've gotten to the point where i've run out of food and i go to the grocery starved and nothing looks good. i'm going off of ramen, yogurt and multivitamins. i'm not depressed or on heroin. i need to reassess my diet and inventory of stuff i eat. tell me what you ate recently that you loved, a new ingredient you learned to use, stuff you always keep on hand, your go-to weekday or impress-someone dishes, this is an answers that don't have a question thread.

That's all I've got. Take it easy, fuckers

eggs are more expensive than chicken thighs now

>doing shrooms
>smoking weed
You're fucking shit up marijuana is a catalyst for mushrooms, doing it right away is retarded.
>doing it to deal with medical results
Holy fucking shit stop, go listen to music or something before you imagine that taylor swift is beaming negative thoughts into your cerabelum.

OP, we've been through this before.
Seriously pic related.

Song completely unrelated but I think you'll like it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOmdX-hLDC0

>POV: You haven't felt the embrace of anyone outside your family in nearly 8 years (It's gotten very late and I'm getting too drunk to game)

Good
>An excuse to meet up with friends
>Might talk to someone new
>Might try a cocktail you never had
>A less than zero but still extremely low chance you'll meet a girl
>Might see some weird people doing funny stuff

Bad
>Paying triple for drinks
>Potentially horriblle music
>Can get depressing seeing people your age in relationships
>Thinking this is the best you can do when it comes to socializing
>Having to drive home at 2am instead of crashing on the nearest couch

When it's really good it's REALLY good. But when it's bad, it's still less bad than being home alone doing nothing.

>tfw no hotdish cooking slampig gd

Can someone much smarter than me articulate why I love scotch much more than other styles of whisky?

>>16836866
>It's a "customer is pissed we're closed early because we only got 2 people working" episode
>It's a "customer demands a refund even though I can't refund delivery orders because we didn't process the payment in the first place" episode
>It's a "all the lights are turned off and signs are posted and people are still knocking and honking and asking if we're open" episode

>>16639747

>>16603656
Either a perfect slow pork roast, or this kind of weird parmigiana bake thing I found in a crap recipe book.


>halve 6 chicken thigh fillets, wrap with thinly sliced bacon or proscuitto to form individual wrapped presents
>brown them in a deep wide pan
>in the pan saute onions and garlic
>add 3/4 cup of sherry or brandy, let it render down
>pack the chicken parcels back in the pan
>top with parm sauce
>cover with baking paper and bake for 20 minutes
>layer the top with a mixture of shredded bread, chopped parsley, melted butter, little bit of diced garlic and parmesan cheese
bake for another 20 minutes

it's pretty tasty. Oh, and I do a very good beef bourguignon

Had a big pot of eggs boiling on the stove. Went outside to do something and forgot about the eggs, came back an hour or two later and the entire house was full of thick putrid smoke. Kitchen was covereed with egg debris when they exploded and the rest was a thick black mass on the bottom. Took months for the house to stop smelling like burnt hair. Had to wash all the curtains and anything else cloth in the house cause you could still smell the smoke in them. Luckily I don't have carpets.

>>16576005

See pic related. But let's do a little tally...

>CAT-HATING CHUDS
1 paltry set of dubs ITT (and probably a statistical error at that)

>CAT-FANCYING CHADS
9 amazing sets of dubs, and 3 stupendous sets of trips ITT

The results couldn't be more clear. Cat-hating pansies are eternally BTFO, and must forever surrender their rights to post even a single other message on this website--or any other website, including MySpace, Livejournal, Google+, or Blogger.com.

That is all. You are DISMISSED.

>>16217404
>>16222222

>make cocktails
>follow all the highly approve recipes, looking at many for a wider knowledge going in
>buy the nice recommended ingredients
>tastes like overly sweet/sour shit
every time. Are cocktails designed for people with abused taste buds or something?

No matter how based it is, it ain't fucking dinner.
Eating some form of solid sustenance with your "meal" will stave off the worse side effects of alcohol. Even mcdicks is better than nothing at all. If you're treating yourself this much, treat yourself to some grub.
And yeah you're probably already wasted now I know.

>>15130303
You absolute fucking mong, turkies are notoriously easy to fuck up and should be one of the things that you do at least consult recipes for - and only consult after you actually know how to cook. It's not 'cheating' if you're not experienced enough to even understand how to *modify* a recipe, let alone create one through intuition. You idiot.

>>15126851
They are better than you fuck face, even the ones with birth defects are better than you.