/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10694014
>its just a stand

>Looking for a Chinese restaurant because I'm craving duck wraps
>Find one, get seated, order taken, expensive but looks like it'll be worth
>Food comes, duck is good shit, cooked in plum sauce, complimentary salad is actually nice
>Only issue is the wraps, they came in a bit shredded
>Things are unironically fucked, don't really care because the rest of the food was good, but bring it up anyway to waiter in case the rest aren't good
>He gets the chef, who proceeds to apologize in person to me about the wraps, says I don't have to pay and I can have free ice-cream
>Wtf I feel bad now, it was just bad wraps
>Thank them for the food anyway, say I'll still pay anyway, they insist
>Cave in after a bit, get free ice cream
>They only have coconut-vanilla flavour, comes with chocolate sauce
>idontevenlikecoconutbutthisisgoodshit.jpg
>Suddenly taste something weird, check the spoon
>There's a fucking piece of onion in it
>mfw they bollocked the apology dish
Gave the lads a £5 tip, lord knows they fucking deserve it for being good sports about it. Plus I did actually enjoy the meal, despite the cock ups, might as well pay them in spirit
Story thread, I guess

>>47463
I want to believe this is just some sick prank and Jack will air at 12 or something. But I don't want to set myself up for massive disappointment


What do anons?