/ck/ - Food & Cooking

For me it's the highly superior Sam's Club food court. Only poor fag tastelets go to costco.

>Returning home from a road trip and a tire blew.
>Got towed to a Sams Club for a replacement.
>Hit up the hot food court for something to chew on while I wait.
>It's late, so the best option was a piece of pizza and a drink.
>About 30-45 minutes later, it felt like someone was twisting my intestine like spaghetti.
>I actually made it home, but ended up face down on my mattress and running back and forth to the bathroom to shit pure lava out of my other end.
>After about three hours of thunder and lightning and the wrath of god, it finally passes and I fall asleep in a cold sweat.

The next morning I swore off Sams Club food. Not sure if it was the pizza or maybe the soda fountain nozzle had been cleaned with a shit-rag. Either way, that was the last time. Never again. Never again.

Thank you for waiting.

ITT: kostko kikes
Get out.